This parody is based on the top-polling 2016 Presidential candidates at the time of writing.

(To the tune of "We Will Rock You" by Queen)

Trump Trump, Jeb!  (Replaces foot stomp and hand clap rhythm)
Trump Trump, Jeb!

Neurosurgeon Doctor
   Benjamin Carson,
Carly Fio-ri-na and Ted Cruz

You got Mike Huck-a-bee
   And Rick Santorum
Telling Chris Christie to lay off the Krispy Kremes!

Singin’

We want we want your vote!
We want we want your vote!

Read more: We Want Your Vote

This parody was written for one of our team members at work when she left the company leaving behind some ongoing projects. It contains references to projects and vendors specific to our job, so some things may not make sense.

(To the tune of “99 Problems” by Jay-Z)

If you’re having time problems I feel bad for you son;
I got 99 problems, but K2 ain’t one.

I got…the QC control on the mouse patrol--
Those that wanna make sure the defect’s closed.
Testers cryin’ out that the software blows.
I’m IT stupid what type of facts are those?

Read more: 99 Problems Parody

I wrote this on my 40th birthday.

If I turned forty today how would I feel?

As a youth in times of Noah?
   As an old man in ancient Rome?
Maybe I would feel “middle aged”,
   (As these days it’s commonly known)?

If I turned forty today what would happen?

Perhaps some morbid reflection;
   Regret of things passed and undone?
An over-the-hill party theme--
   (“From here on it won’t be much fun!”)

Read more: Questions and Answers

This parody was written after a weekly meeting that usually runs for a long time ended pretty quickly. With the unexpected time on my hands I suppose I could have gotten some work done, but instead I wrote this.

(To the tune of “American Pie” by Don McLean)

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how those projects used to make me smile.
And, I knew that my specs were right
So coding them would be no fright,
And management was happy for a while.

But when K2 came on the scene
Just one year turned to umpteen.
A meeting on the invite--
Best strap in for the long flight.

Read more: Short Meeting