(After spending a couple weeks on UK time)
SUBCONSCIOUS: Wake up! Time for work!
CONSCIENCE: Um, it’s 2AM, we’ve only had 3 and a half hours of sleep and we’re on vacation…
SUBCONSCIOUS: WAKE UP! We’re going to be late for work!!!
CONSCIENCE: Look, it’s 3AM, it’s dark outside, we’re tired and ON VACATION!!
SUBCONSCIOUS: AHHHH! ALERT! LATE! GET UP!
CONSCIENCE: NO! SLEEP!
4:45AM – 5:15AM
SUBCONSCIOUS: HEY, YOU DRIFTED OFF!!!!!
STOMACH: Pardon me, but it’s rather late for breakfast and I’m hungry.
CONSCIENCE: Relax…think happy thoughts…sleep…
SUBCONSCIENCE: Don’t worry, I won’t let you drift off again!
STOMACH: Feed me, Seymour!
CONSCIENCE: FINE! I give up. We’ll go make something to eat.
BODY: No, me tired. Stay in bed.